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When a girl is giving you and a friend a hand job and she presses your dicks together to form what looks like a nice, long burrito.
Man, I got reefed by those burrito brothers last night.
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"When a guy does the girl up the ass and then makes her suck him off"
"I totally just got some girl to do the Stinky Burrito last night, she was soo hammered."
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The act of one toasting a burrito occurs during the re-lubrication phase of coitus. When the female vagina becomes sore and dry due to dead-fish syndrome, the only remedy is to toast her burrito. Instead of applying the standard KY or astroglide intimate lubrication, a swift exchange for Vick's vapor rub and a fast dive to home base will ensure a successful toasted burrito.
Kelsey is walking weird since Eddie gave her a toasted burrito last night.
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One of the truely awesome foods of our time, a synthesis of Bacon, Cheese, Potatoes, Beans, Rice, Carne Asada, Pico, and Salsa. Only found in it's orginal form in San Diego. **Warning** will cause a violent shat about 10:30 in the morning, most likely at work, or possibly while playing Counter Strike at work.
Dude, I munched down a double B from Juanbertos, and now I've got the Volcano Craps. Totally worth it.
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A Queef Burrito is when a woman queefs with so much pressure, she blow her tampon out of her vigina.
A tampon that is ejected by a high pressure queef.
The young womans gas problem caused her to expel a Queef Burrito half way across the room.
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The Dirty Burrito is were u either go to your local mexican restaurant and ask for a pancake roll or go to your local supermarket and buy some. Then invite a girl back to your place that you know has been baking a shit in her ass for days (make sure she has eaten a lot of fibre for a bigger shit, thats if your hungry as fuck). Then ask her politely if she wouldnt mind a bit of anal before she needs the toilet. When she says yes and your analing her wait till your about the cum and vigorously punch her stomach then jizz straight into her ass and as soon as you have pulled your cock out place the pancake on a plate and position it below her ass. She will begin shitting the jizz covered shit onto the pancake. When she is finished wrap efficiently and enjoy the delectable Burrito but don't forget ladies first and offer nicely.
Dude I had the most delicious Dirty Burrito last night she hadn't shit in 3 weeks and i think she was a vegetarian cause the Corn was amazing, but man it was fucking nutty and most of it was runny but it gave it extra flavour but i only had a little bit. I offered it to her and and she devoured the whole thing the slut!
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Upon reaching the point of ejaculation, a man pulls out and immediately shits inside a womans vagina. After shitting, he then ejaculates on the shit. The combination of shit and jizz inside a womans vagina looks like a burrito filled with beef and sour cream. The man is allowed to add any other toppings he desires.
Woman - "baby im hungry"
Man - "I can make you a Brazilian Burrito if you'd like"
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