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"I drew a big fat chode in the mud on that guy's car." or "shut up, you chode face."
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You: Shut up, your such a chode.
You: Ew! He showed you his dick?
Other person: Yeah, he had a chode.
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A person who introduces themselves as "<name> the 4th level Cleric" (or any lame-ass nerd title) to anyone in modern society.
Hi I'm Larry the 4th Level Cleric - aka Chode.
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Skinny-ass, top heavy douchebag at the gym with a gallon water jug, armband tattoo, armband iPod, under armour, and only does the bench press and bicep curls, which they cheat by swaying.
Sometimes they'll be part of some other sport, which they think gives them the right to give advice to real men bigger than they are. But more often they are just trying to pump up so they can go to the beach and impress the ladies.
1. King Rambo: Alright, that's another set of deadlifts for me before I go on to my squats. Put another hundred on the bar.
*SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!*
King Rambo: What the fuck?
*SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!*
innocent bystander: holy shit, do we have a fucking gas leak here?
King Rambo: No, some douchebag chode is curling dimes in the fucking squat rack again, and thinks breathing like that makes him hardcore.
2. Gym Log:
Squats
500x5
455x8
405x12
Deadlift
600x5
Vertical Suplex
130 lb douchebag chode who thinks he knows more about deadlifting than a professional strongman x1
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a dick that is more huge around then it is long
blair has a chode--he will never get any, lets gank that fat-ass
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Its really the area between the balls and the butt also known as a "taint"
It taint my balls and it taint my ass
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