Katrina cough

an alleged cluster of respiratory illnesses believed to be caused by the dust and mold kicked up in the wake of Hurricane Katrina's destruction of New Orleans

The existence of the Katrina cough is not agreed upon.

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orphan cough

the chronic cough caused by cigarette smoking.

person 1: "you should quit smoking..."

person 2: "yeah, I'm starting to get an orphan cough."

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gym cough

Mild cough developed from consistently departing a gym into fresh open air after sweating.

"It could have been a pneumonia coup for the healthcare racket, but she only had gym cough and dried off thereafter. "

"The hack phlegm buckets next to the workout machines diminished as more people were increasingly aware of covering up before leaving into the cold to prevent the onset of gym cough."

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Whooping Cough

When you cough like a mothalova.

"(cough cough cough)"

"Damn nigga, you got that ILL whooping cough."

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courtesy cough

When someone's cell phone goes off in a classroom and everyone in that area coughs to cover it up. Normally used by students at up-tight high schools.

Megan's phone started goin off in English so we all gave her a courtesy cough so that the teacher wouldn't hear it.

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Force Cough

A cough that is forced by forcing your body to wheeze heavily, and therefore allowing a Force Cough.
A force cough is very amusing to friends, and realease alot of happy endorfens :D

Friend 1:*wheeze* *wheeze* *Force cough*
Friend 2: HAHAHAHAHAHA :D

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Zeus-Cough

The act of puting cocain on the asshole of a sexual partner just before they take a shit. Said partner then forces a fart, injecting cocain and fecal matter into the nasal cavity the other partner.

See also Zeus-Breath

The same act but without the addition of fecal matter in the fart.

Can you hand me a towel, I just got my first Zeus-Cough

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