Cousin Fucker

A cringey country person who resides in the southern states, especially a racist, intellectually challenged, and overall stupid redneck. Usually thinks they are superior and smart. Often fails to shave neck hair. Often resides in a mobile home and drives a pickup truck. Bad will prevail.

cousin fuckers are only good for manual labor

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Second cousin

The code name for bad baby things,

First night of shaadi =second cousin ;)

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wiener cousin

Two or more men who have had sex with different women who have shared at least one partner. A simplified explanation is that a wiener cousin is the wiener brother (wiener buddy) of your wiener brother but is not your own wiener brother. Additionally, the wiener brother of your wiener cousin is also considered your wiener cousin. Though in this instance the designation of proximity is necessary; 2nd, 3rd, 4th, etc.

Seth and Kyle have both slept with Keira and Kyle and Josh have both slept with Kelsey. Therefore Seth and Josh are wiener cousins.

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cock cousin

Two men are cock cousins when they have both had sex with the same hole of any specific woman.

Also see snatch sisters.

"My ex-girlfriend has become a right slut; I'm probably cock cousins with half of {town/bar clientèle} by now."

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courtesy cousin

someone who is close like family, but not related

she's my courtesy cousin; she's like family, i love to hate her sometimes, but can't get rid of her...she's my courtesy cousin

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Younger Cousin

The Most Annoying Person Ever

You: I’m Doing Homework

Younger Cousin: CAN I PLAY

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cousin in-law

1. Your cousin’s cousin

2. Your spouse’ cousin

I am Isaiah.

My cousin is Steve.

Steve is on my dad’s side
I am on Steve’s dad’s side

Mary is Steve’s cousin on his mom’s side.

Mary is my cousin’s cousin; therefore, she is my cousin in-law

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