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The Coconut Crab. Possibly the scariest mutha f*ckin' crustacean that ever ruled The Seven Seas. It climbs Trees, Grabs a coconuts with a big-ass claw, Then drops to ground where it can eat it and other food such as nuts, fruits, and THE SOULS OF MANKIND! Coconut crabs tend to range in size from 16 inches to COLOSSAL DOOM! Despite being a crab it can't breathe underwater and Drowns. Instead of Lungs The Coconut Crab has a branchiostegal lung Which is a mix of Lungs and gills which proves its evolving to conquer Land and Sea. It has 10 legs freaky claws that allow it to climb upsi-freakin'-down, an unbreakable shell And Two Scary ass Claws, one Scarier assed than the other! The only way to protect oneself from this MONSTROSITY Is by living in a hot air balloon... Forever... Until you die. Yeah, Their that Freakin, Scary...
Toby: Hey! I just bought a hot air balloon!
Erik: Just in time too! Coconut crabs Are taking over the Planet!
(As Fire Engulfs the city the duo flee the city)
Toby: We made it! We'll Live forever!
Erik: Toby... I'm Secretly a coconut crab...
Toby: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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The act of twisting someone's nipples until they are purple with salad tongs or clothes pins.
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If you're going to have sex with a hoe and you don't know if she has crabs.
I slept with some whore last night and she was pretty damn dirty. It was a real crab shoot!
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A sex position where the girl is on her hands while the guy lifts her up by her legs and jams his penis into her vaginia.
The crabs position is a very freaky way of getting down and dirty.
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1) a woman's bush begrudgingly offered, knowing that she will be able to use the favor to her advantage at a later time; i.e., a crabby female who allows playing in her pubic grass now as a sacifice for a later advantage
2) a woman's pubes loaded with crabs
Damn I was horny, but the ole lady was in a pissy mood so I refused the crab grass knowing that if I played today, I would be paying tomorrow.
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A style of scratching a DJ does with his fingers on the cross-fader of a mixer.
Yo did you hear that DJ crab scratching? that shit was quick!
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Having sexual relations with a female, who has recently received a sunburn on her genital area.
After a long day at the local nude beach, Melinda received a god awful sunburn, but Ryan still talked her into a long night of Spanking the Crab.
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