Figure it out yourself

Well if you're such a genius then you can SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! DERRRRRR!!! DERRRRRRR! UNO REVERSE! UNO RE-SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-VERSQUITOR!

A Retard "WeLl If YoU'rE a GeNiUs ThEn YoU cAn FiGuRe It OuT yOuRsElF!"

Hym "Yep! You got it bud! SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! There it is! That's all your mind is capable of! Uno reverse! SOMETHING-SOMETHING non-sequitur! 'No you! Well if you're such a such-and-such then something-something, right? Cus if you were a genius then you think the retarded thoughts inside of my retarded fucking mind, right?' That's almost impossible to not add a 'DERRRRRRR!!!' In there! THAT'S WHAT I MEAN WHEN I SAY SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! WHAT YOU DID JUST-THERE = SOMETHING-SOMETHING NON-SEQUITUR! GOD, YOU WERE ROBBED OF SOMETHING GLORIOUS! YOUR SOCIETY FAILED YOU!"

POP FIGURE

Pimple popping pizza face collection of black people in a pink room with bobble heads.

IM BOUT TO DFMR MY POP FIGURE COLLECTION!

Figure skating

Something you do, naked.

Wanna go figure skating?
I’d rather go skinny dipping…

planty figure

Planty figure is a person who draws LGBTQ demons(that are sometimes hot)

Planty figure is very nice but can be angerd very easily.

It's best to stay away if "the depression hits"

Person 1: hey have you heard of planty figure

Person 2: no you idiot idk who tf that is
Person: he's a artist that draws gay demons
Person 2: ok nobody cares

man figure

A person you mess with heavy and have a lot of love for them, but y’all not together yet,
pending relationship...

He’s my man figure not my bf

That’s just my man figure

Dark Figure

Definition 1: A figure that is completely shrouded in darkness
Definition 2: the figure behind you.

Definition 1: Look at that dark figure over there, he's pretty scary!
Definition 2: look behind you.

figure of 8

When one undresses and drops their pants, underwear or shorts in such a manner, that the clothing lies on the floor to resemble the letter 8. Commonly seen when one is in a hurry or with lazy fat individuals.

"My brother doesn't need a laundry basket, he's mastered the figure of 8"