two wata folk

when you go to the store and ask fot two free water

i went to whatabuger and put down my window and said TWO WATA FOLK!

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Real talk with some real folk.

The famous quote of Kylo Ren (aka Ben Driver) on Saturday Night Live: Undercover Boss.

"I'm looking forward to having some real talk with some real folk." Kylo Ren stated somehow fiercely, yet without emotion.

have a good night folks

means go fuck yourself on an internal work email~AH

This is where I bow out. I’m happy to offer help but it sounds like someone else might be a better liaison.

Have a good night folks.

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old folks candy dish

a sexual act, one lays on their back and the other (male) stretches the skin of his scrotum until it appears as if an old man's saggy scrotum. he then proceeds to tea bag the saggy scrotum in the other person mouth.

i totally gave that ho an old folks candy dish

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different strokes for different folks

An extraordinarily cringey way to say that different people have different interests and unique preferences.

1: Can you believe he likes apple picking. That’s so boring. Like what is even fun about that?!
2: Well, I mean, different strokes for different folks.

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ace is the place with the helpful hardware folks

The Song that will get stuck in your head like a dogs cock up Trumps ass

ace is the place with the helpful hardware folks

“All skin folks ain’t kin folk; and all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.”

“All skin folks ain’t kin folks ; and, all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.” — in an era of history where DEMOCACY ITSELF is endangered world wide, we would all be well served to realize: “All skin folks ain’t king folk; and all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.”

The only possibility for saving Democracy is coalition building across racial, gender, religious, economic, and political lines with the conscious intention of saving Democracy so that we all can fight about it later.

The danger of being TRIBAL in a GLOBAL world is the possibility of Global Thermonuclear Annihilation — an Existential Vampire that has found a way to gather its ashes; reattach its severed head; remove the stake from its heart; and anoint these remains with the blood of the Ukrainian People — who are currently fighting a proxy war for our freedom.

We can all be a little bigger; or we can all be cinders scattered on a cinder. If we can’t fight the raging fires caused by climate change and the environmental damage of the earth 🌍; then I’m pretty sure we don’t have a solution for the fires caused by tactical nuclear weapons.

“All skin folks ain’t kin folks; and all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.”

Youngin, you better listen to this old man and learn; you can’t fight every battle by yourself: “All skin folks ain’t kin folk; and all pale beings ain’t hell-beings.” We all need each other; and we all need allies.

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