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Future ex boyfriend

Pronounced FEB: f-eh-b
One whom you are dating, but know the relationship will come to an end for any number of reasons; religious differences, geographical challenges, or the other person in the relationship is a total douche bag.

Mark: Yeah, so I am moving to Japan in like 5 months
Jessica: Well that sucks
Mark: what do you want to do about us?
Jessica: I guess we are going to have to break up
Mark: pssshhh. In the future

A few days later . . .

Rachel: So what’s up with you and Mark?
Jessica: Oh, he is just my FEB (future ex boyfriend).

by Bessie Lou November 6, 2009

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Future ex-husband

A guy u like but know it will never go anywhere

Hey There goes my future ex-husband

by Funandgames August 14, 2017

9πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Future Mrs. Adams

The beautiful mother of two and wonderful future bride to rara. Possesses a heart of gold with the sweetest smile.

Future Mrs. Adams

by Rara32 February 19, 2016


Top mug of the Future

A top mug of the future is a person who is destined to be a complete idiot at some point later in time. This could take weeks, months or even years! You can usually tell when someone is a "top mug of the future" if they always do something annoying or stupid, but each time it gets worse.

1. You are just a 'top mug of the future'.

2. He is such a 'top mug of the future'

3. It's obvious he's destined to be the next 'top mug of the future'.

by Arnold Long John March 12, 2010


The future of kpop

A group called Tomorrow X Together(TXT) consisting of 5 talented members (Soobin, Taehyun, Yeonjun, HueningKai and Beomgyu) who came under one dream to build a better tomorrow.

TXT's discography is top-notch, their concepts are unique , they are the future of Kpop.

by Coblueffeehour May 22, 2021

14πŸ‘ 198πŸ‘Ž


future husband

justin mowery

i just my future husband (justin mowery) because hes MINE...AND NOT MALLORY'S!

by shannon kimball July 27, 2003

7πŸ‘ 66πŸ‘Ž


Not-too-distant future

No more than ten years from now.

Wow, this place looks like it's from the not-too-distant future!

by Monty Park July 14, 2009

9πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž