Gentleman's Lullaby

Masturbating until one falls asleep.
Using masturbation as a sleep aid.

I couldn't sleep because I was worried about finals so I performed the gentleman's lullaby and nodded right off.

Colfax Gentleman

When a woman is throwing up in the toilet you as a gentleman hold her hair while doing her doggystyle so you thrust she pukes and clinches on your manhood.

I gave her the Colfax gentleman

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Gentleman's Offer

The option of suicide over a lifetime of imprisonment given to a member of high society.

The general public didn't want their tax dollars spent on detaining the CEO for twenty plus years, so they decided it was best to propose a gentleman's offer.

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midnight gentleman

A person of color whose ethnicity cannot be determined just by looking at them.

Wow, there sure are alot of midnight gentleman driving delivery trucks around here.

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Gentleman’s Knockout

Where one participate in the act of masturbation swiftly followed by entering a warm/hot bath.
*WARNING* - Its is recommended not to have a Gentleman’s Knockout before planned activity as performance will be affected.

“Think I might stay in and have Gentleman’s Knockout tonight”.

“Can you help me move some furniture mate?”
“I’m going to be no good to you mate, I’ve just had a Gentleman’s Knockout”

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Gentlemans whisper

When someone farts in your mouth and you gently blow it back in their face.

After a fancy dinner, Jenny enjoys a gentlemans whisper. She finds the vintage to be familiar and soothing. But, buyer beware, sometimes if the vintage is bad you end up with a cold lunch.

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Pennsylvanian Gentleman

While having protected sex. Right before you are about to bust a nut. Pull off the condom and slap her in the face with it and then bust your load on her face. Then proceed to walk away and say " I Bid You Adieu"

Tom was such a Pennsylvanian Gentleman to texas lastnight.

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