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Goblin Dick

A strain of marijuana that resembles a Goblin's penis when still attached to the bud. Smoke is smooth and robust. Gives user an immediate head change with a body high that hits shortly after. Smell is skunky and full. Named in Maryville, MO. Its smoothness makes for a cough free, fun, and enjoyable smoke session.

"Hey mutha fuckin guy! Pass me that Goblin Dick. "

"Sorry mom, I smoked that Goblin Dick last night and couldn't make it to church."

by Dringman December 5, 2009

18๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


crotch goblin

Another term for children

Becky said she wasn't gonna vaccinate her newborn, Rational person said: vaccinate that crotch goblin

by LARRY'S BLINDE DARM February 3, 2019

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Green Goblin

2 Sparks and 1 blue Mad Dog (Bling-Bling flavor)... the best drink known to man

Q: Yo man we drinkin that Green Goblin again tonight?

A: Nah, unless you want me to fuck a fat bitch like last time.

by Slash12 July 11, 2008

280๐Ÿ‘ 121๐Ÿ‘Ž


meth goblin

A derogatory term used in reference to long-term methamphetamine addicts due to their erratic behaviour and mannerisms, but mostly due to their ghoulish features caused by the physical side effects of the drug. See also: Tweaker, Crankhead, Burnout.

There aren't many people in Walmart at this hour; just a few random people in the aisles and a bunch of meth goblins hanging around the arcade machines.

She used to be pretty funny and good looking, but a few years on the shit turned her into a meth goblin.

I was out getting my mail the other night and a big carload of meth goblins drove by and yelled something at me.

by jkcarter March 29, 2016

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cooch goblin

A cooch goblin is a man or woman who will only eat the pussy. There soul goal in life is to eat the pussy.

Kenzie eats so much pussy they call her a cooch goblin

by MamaBear420 March 28, 2016

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beverage goblin

Someone who needs at least three drinks at all times. One is for hydration. The second is for caffeine, and the third is just for fun.

The chick to the right is drinking water, coffee, and juice. That bitch is a beverage goblin.

by Swavystick February 20, 2023

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coochie goblin

a man of some sort that is a fucking beast and that has the ability to get between the legs of any woman he wants

Damn Nate, I didn't know you got so much pussy, I guess we should start calling you the coochie goblin

by coochiegoblin March 22, 2016

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