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wow man she looks good enough to eat
yer man ill start with the dangly ham
Eat Ham, also known as Ethan, is a quiet weirdo but once you get to know him he's even weirder. He's into BDSM but doesn't like to admit it. Ethan is well known for being a gum dealer and a nice person. His hobbies are looking out for yellow cars, eating, and putting toothpaste on eggplants. Eat Ham writes songs in his free time about his beloved friends, his most famous song, Midget Shit, is named after his amazing best friend. Overall a great friend who will always be there for you because he has nothing better to do :)
Person 1: Have you seen the new Dispicable Me movie?
Person 2: You mean the one starring Eat Ham?
Ham in the valley is precisely when the erected penis(ham) is jammed into the vagina(the valley).
We finally put his ham in the valley last night!
The anus. The bunghole. The sphincter.
Rachel just got her ham ring bleached. It's pretty.
I'm going to fist his ham ring good tonight.
Better put on a condom before you bust her ham ring. She's had a few warts in the past.
Putting the ham on the turkey means to just do something so fucking dope that the only thing you can say is that the person put the ham on the turkey
Damn did u see how jack dis that backflip he putt the motherfucking ham on the turkey. It was sick!
when an enormous buildup of feces inside a man's rectum puts so much pressure on the prostate that a bowel movement causes an ejaculation in mid-dump; the ejaculate clings to the large load and glistens while floating in the cool, toilet water.
Dustin said, "I beef whistled a gook ham in that bathroom back there."
1. A fat, clean-shaven vagina with small, tight labia.
Although appearing bruised and swollen, her pussy lips formed a nice, compact panty ham.
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