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A husband that does not allow a wife to go anywhere freely except back and forth to work. One that does not show her attention accept when it’s in the bedroom
If Matt wasn’t a helicopter husband I would be able to go to the grocery store by myself
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What RWNJs stated their gender is.
I sexually Identify as the "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" joke. Ever since I was a child, I've dreamed of flippantly dismissing any concepts or discussions regarding gender that don't fit in with what I learned in 8th grade bio. People say to me that this joke hasn't been funny since 2014 and please at least come up with a new one, but I don't care, I'm hilarious. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Ctrl, C, and V keys on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "epic kek dank meme trannies owned with facts and logic" and respect my right to shit up social media. If you can't accept me you're a memeophobe and need to check your ability-to-critically-think privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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A metaphor for a dramatic principle concerning over-simplicity and sensationalism. It suggests that if one shows an in-flight helicopter on screen in the first act of a blockbuster motion picture, it should be blown up in a later act for no other purpose other than the visual effect eye-candy thereof; otherwise, the helicopter should not be shown in the first place. While the principle was never explicitly articulated by American cinematographer Michael Bay, it is well documented in various forms in most of his directed full-feature films. Namely, Bay's helicopter is the exact opposite of Chekhov's gun.
It is important to note that, much like the opposite literary device of Chekhov's gun, Bay's helicopter does not limit itself to an actual helicopter. We might find the principle exercised in conspicuously placed sunglasses, 360* action shots, Megan Fox, and large offshore prisons in the San Francisco Bay area.
See also: Weiner's window
Movie Critic 1: "The appearance of numerous rotary flying devices in Bad Boys II serve no dramatic purpose, other than giving me an action hardon."
Movie Critic 2: "Indeed, I can say the exact same thing about the character of Mikaela in Transformers 2."
Movie Critic 1: "It seems to me that we've experienced Bay's helicopter. That is, one must not put a scene in a movie if no one is thinking of blowing shit up in it later."
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When a ho-bitch rides a dude's cock whilst spinning in circles and projectile vomiting.
Guy #1: Why is there vomit all over your room?!
Guy #2: Last night Rikisholanda gave me a Helsinki Helicopter.
Guy #1: Oh, that explains it.
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When your doing the disappearing panda and you grab the condom to hit the girl in the face if you dont hold the end shut the cum goes across the room in a circular manner like a helicopter blade.
Bob- Guess what happened last night?
kevin-What?
Bob- When I did Disappearing Panda on my bitch my cum shot around the room like a helicopter blade.
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A crazy sex position that puts a fun twist on standard felatio. It requires the male to sit on a chair and spin the female by the legs (like a helicopter) while he is being blown.
"Nigga, I just got some mad helicopter head."
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The female member of a heterosexual partnership proceeds to maneuver into a head stand position next to a bed or other object which one can stand upon. Then she will follow by spreading her legs into a split. The male will then stand upon the aforementioned device used to stand upon and will slowly insert so as to balance precariously upon his penis. Finally, the man will start to spin as the female hums an engine sound. The male body will resemble helicopter blades. Mission accomplished.
"Honey, I think we should get kinky tonight. I've been watching a lot of M*A*S*H* lately and think you should throw down a tasmanian helicopter with a side of steeze."
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