hound winding

The circling action a dog does to get comfortable before lying down.

My dog spends ten minutes hound winding before he goes to bed.

Baggage Hound

1. A person that does the Most minimum needed work for a big time Succecer.

2. A person who does the most risky and dangerous jobs for someone else and is barely or Terribly compensated.

"I need to get this Kilo of cocaine into the US through mexico on foot, I don't know anyone courageous enough for this task." -Miguel

"Hire a Fuckin baggage hound... Anyone in this Area would Break there ass for 300 USD. The cost is minimal."

tit hound

1. Any identifying female who displays her breasts in a fashion that she attracts other organisms into begging and bargaining (often offers their 1st born or unborn offspring) to be granted the slightest touch of one or both of her supple bosom(s).

2. Any living thing so drawn to breasts that they avidly hunt day and night for as much contact with tits as is possible. They often travel in packs and do not discriminate.

3. A treacherous and often fatal ride on Rollercoaster Tycoon.

Can you believe what a wannabe tit hound Maria is? She's wearing a crewneck and barely has an A-cup!"

Yeah, she's jealous of Ellen's DD's...she's effortlessly a tit hound.

Did you see those tit hounds getting ready to pounce on those sorority girls at the club?!"
"I know! Even the broad with the sports-bra uni-boob was getting sniffed out!"
Just looking at the Tit Hound makes me want to vomit!"
"Dude! The Tit Hound has broken down!"

Shmopody Hound

A hound that is very shmopody

Shmopody Hound just chewed the couch, this is because he is very shmopody

mid-hound

A female, usually unstable for a relationship, from the DC-Maryland-Virginia area, who largely seeks out (like a dog to a scent trail) male Midshipmen from the United States Naval Academy in Annapolis, Maryland. These women frequent the dating apps Tinder or Bumble and have no shame.

Dude you're dating that girl, she's fucked like 10 mids at the Academy! She's a total mid-hound.

Pin hound

Someone who will trace down a property corners no matter what it takes. They will use all information gathered from old deeds, and physical evidence in the field such as old fence, trees, or any other defining features to make sure they find the corner of a section or someone’s property.

Man he sure is a Pin Hound! You can count on him to find a corner no matter how old it is.

Gay-Hound

A Carmel Greyhound that places his thumb up a freshman's anus.

Galen: I'm such a gay-hound
Gabe: Why?
Galen: I just thumbed a freshman

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