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A woman of italian heritage who has 3 or more kids, each with no less than 9 names each (not including the surname).
Usually tries to force feed everyone who walks through the door of her house, exclaiming how they don't eat well at home and look too thin. Always cooking and barely ever sits.
Italian Mother : "Cara mia, here, sit, you look thin, mangia bambina!"
Houseguest with no hunger: "I'm not hungry Mrs. Donatello"
Italian Mother : "Ok, yeah, I make you something."
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french kissing + fingering a chick, as italian always happen to finger the girl they're kissing.
Stephany: so how wasi it last night?
Jessica: great, even though we just italian kissed
Stephany: you meant "french kissed", didn't you?
Jessica: no, i meant italian kissed, for we french kissed and he fingered my muffin
Stephany: you're right, that always happens with italians
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They are the most beautiful girls you will ever see. Dark hair, brown eyes and tan olive skin. The most feminine, the best looking girls in the world. They eat well, work hard and expect the very best. Italian girls are most infamous for their beauty, natural charm and inherent fashion sense.
OMG! They are so beautiful
DAMN! They must be italian girls
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When you eat too much spaghetti that when you try to give a blowjob you vomit up the Spaghetti.
Last night we went to get spaghetti and my girl gave me a sloppy Italian in bed.
Italian gravy is a red sauce (not marinara) made with 3 types of meat (usually lamb, pork, and beef.) It has many garden vegetables, and is always made with a small amount of red wine and sugar (to balance the acidity and sweetness.) Normally it is cooked the day before serving it. Letting it sit overnight really enhances the flavor.
My mom taught me how to make authentic Italian gravy!
An ejaculation.
She'd just taken an Italian sneeze in the face and so didn't want to answer the door.
A switchblade, usually stilletto style, although it can refer to either type.
Donnie flicked open his italian toothpick and jammed it in the stooleys eye.