Jontian:Suh dude, squiiiiiirt, vape nation, dab edition, etc
Guy: Why is he so cringe?
Some other guy: His name is Jonathan
The first guy again: Oh, is see
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Probably a fag, but his moms hot.
Me:"Hey have you seen Jonathan's mom"
Other: "Yea she's hot"
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Jonathan is someone with a HUGE dick.Jonathan gets a lot of pussy but is really loyal.He can fight and beat up anybody.jonathan also is from Miami jit
Damn jonathan is here he is going to fuck all the bitchs.
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An absolute beast of a man. A "fuck master" who is unable to speak to a female and not immediately receive sexual favors.
Jonathan's are completely free of all issues that a normal Male would have and is by definition an alpha. He is incapable of being hated and is admired by all.
"Omg there goes Trevor I heard he fucks a new girl every day, what a Jonathan"
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Jonathan better known ass Jon Jon has a very small penis dosent last in bed he limited to a little bit of stuff he very small itβs sad
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He is the guy that seems like you can beat up (Lucky for you Can!)His hands are soft and he is flirts back when you do and his voice when he does is so Charming itβs sure to give you chills
Someone 1 :Iβm dating Jonathan
Someone 2: Really!Why?
Someone 1 :Heβs so flirty thatβs why!
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