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A RECKLESS KOALA WHACKED ITS BUTT INTO PIECES USING A PETRIFIED BABY.

ok wait WHAT

me:A RECKLESS KOALA WHACKED ITS BUTT INTO PIECES USING A PETRIFIED BABY.
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by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025


Koala Smuggler

Similar to the Kangaroo Smuggler, the Koala Smuggler is the person doing the fisting and spitting.

I finally found a Koala Smuggler to meet my friend who is a Kangaroo Smuggler

by Greybeardthepirate212 May 24, 2023


oily koala

The female version of a grease monkey

one of my cousins wanted to be an oily koala but I tried discouraging her.

by Sexydimma January 06, 2015


The Koala

The act of wrapping yourself around someone, like a koala holding on to a tree, and proceeding to urinate on them while moaning like the marsupial.

Hey, record Joe's reaction when I do the koala on him in the pool later. He will totally freak out when he feels the warmth all around him.

by Littlelieutenantturtle March 19, 2020


The Koala

When one partner is a lot taller then the other and they proceed to have sex standing up. The smaller person wrapping around the taller one like a koala holds on to a tree and thrusting up and down on the taller partner.
sex imp standingupsex sexact sexposition thekoala partner thrusting

Last night after they left the bar he took the Imp home and he performed the koala on him.
sex imp standingupsex sexact sexposition thekoala partner thrusting

by Handsome Solo June 27, 2013


The Koala

When a girl gets high and then aggressively sits on your face tus resembling a koala falling from a tree and attacking your face

Yo last night me and my girl tryed something new called "The Koala"

by February 19, 2021


Caramello koala

When a person has a white parent and a black parent they are a mix of black and white so they are a caramello koala

Did you know that both Drake and Barack Obama are caramello koala’s

by It’s not racist September 11, 2018