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When your two friends ditch your party for ice skating and sex.
Alexia: it looks like you guys got this, we got other things to do.
Patrisha: oh man they’re totally doing THE Ice skating Maneuver *wink* *nudge*
The act of inserting a bottle of Smirnoff Vodka into another's rectum, and then popping the cap by clenching the butt-cheeks.
Vladimir: How goes your weekend comrade Nikoli?
Nickoli: Wonderful, did the Russian Infusion Maneuver at a party the other day
The act of completely destroying a problem with Nuclear weapons as a way to be sure the problem is completely removed.
Examples
(Aliens) "I say we lift off and nuke the site from orbit, Its the only way to be sure."
(Event Horizon) "I have no intention of leaving her, Doctor. I will take the Lewis and Clark to a safe distance, and then I will launch TAC missiles at the Event Horizon until I'm satisfied she's vaporized. Fuck this ship!
The humans in Avatar should have just used the Ellen Ripley Maneuver instead of fighting them.
For someone with cryptorchidism (undescended testicles), to have his long dick stuck in his lubed asshole, it can result in ejaculation while being flaccid several times.
I think Lady Gaga enlarged his ass with dildos and butt plugs to make the Lady Gaga Maneuver easier.
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an act of revenge wherein the victim has his or her pillow cases turned inside out, filled with male ejaculate then turned back to their normal side with the intent of having him or her sleep with their face down in sperm. This maneuver is also highly effective if the applicant inserts his genitals within the pillow case then cums within it without reversing the case. Generally reserved for prepubescent pranks or immature or hateful ways of telling a loved one how you feel.
Mark: "So how did you tell her that you wanted to get the divorce? that had of been a really difficult conversation with Carol, your wife."
John: "I've been letting the sweet dream maneuver give her the news for the last 2 years of our relationship"
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When you slap a chick off your dick to get her to stop suckin it
Example: get off bitch! or I'll use the hoover remover maneuver. Keeps the pimp hand strong!
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A well-executed use of the shocker while giving a rim job. May or may not involve using the free hand for a reacharound or hair pulling.
So how was your date last night, girlfriend?
Well, not so great at first, but we got busy later on and the dude saved my life with the hinds-lick maneuver!
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