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A. when the true meaning of a text message is lost because they are using an iPhone touch screen, short cuts or auto-text, resulting in the recipeints confusion or utter bafflement.
a: trn for bow
b: huh?
once again she falls victim to text mixed messaging via his iPhone touch screen when he texts her about meeting later
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putting a quote from or referencing another person in ones away message, thus giving them status. That way anyone who looks at the away message:
1. thinks to themself, "WOW that Person A must be SO cool/funny because they are in Person B's away message"
2. sees that the person putting up the away message must have liked the comment so much they want all the people on their buddy list to see that they interact with cool/funny people.
please note: away message status (or simply, status as it has come to be called) should not be freely given to just anyone. The recipient's comment must be witty, clever and well-timed. Also, it is acceptable to make comments in hopes of getting status, but one should never beg or ask for status (that is a sign of being desperate)
Example of Away Message Status:
Screename: I think I just peed my pants, wait just milk
...out call the cell...
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someone who responses to text messages very sporadically depending on the situation, context, length, etc.
this person can respond to messages in a matter of seconds, minutes, or even days...
Susie got mad at her boyfriend because he was being a bipolar text messager because he would reply to her a second later, then a minute later, then a second later, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes,then a minute later, then a second later, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes, then a hour later, then a second later, then a day later, then a second later, then minutes then....
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put this message on a mug
Something that FrankieTheNOOB1 wants a sentence on a mug because then he has a chance to buy it and then it would say “ put this message on a mug”
Frankie: put this message on a mug
my.urbandictionary.com: ok
The act of sending no more than two messages until a reply is given by your romantic interest so as to avoid looking desperate and needy.
Ezreal: I've sent her 8 messages but she's ignoring me!
Fin: Dude she probably thinks you're desperate asf, remember the 2 message rule!
God final message can be found in thirty foot high pillars of flame on the Quentulus Quazgar mountains in the land of sevorbeupstry on the planet Pliumtarn, in sector QQ7 active J gamma. and reads
"We apologise of the inconveniece"
"Gods final message"
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A euphemism for defecate particularly popular in South Florida and other areas where there is a large population of refugees from the Fidel Castro regime.
¡'ño! Gotta send a message to Fidel, brb :-/
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