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When you leave your food on the car dash on a hot day so it’s cooked by lunch
“Hey Tom why’s your lunch out in the sun? That’s gonna go putrid by lunch!”
“Mate what do you mean? It’ll be cooked by lunch. Haven’t you heard of a kiwi microwave?”
Will never cook, is not cooking, has no intent of cooking.
Dude Micheal is being microwaved
A variation on the "Dutch Oven" in which the perpetrator defecates in the bed (rather than just farting)
"I tried to give her a dutch oven but it turned into a swedish microwave... now she won't call me back"
If a boy means nothing to you, but he's warmer than a dildo
Do you I actually like my fuckbuddy or is he just a microwaved cucumber?
girl: want to play siege?
other girl: microwave, ill be on in 5