Public tit

The social welfare system of the State. Often used in the pejorative context to refer to lazy, uneducated citizens who desire to "milk" the freebies of government until they're forced to work, or expel another child into the world.

Shauntaye's been sucking off the public tit for 5 years now cuz she donno who da bebbe daddy is!

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Public Bicycle

A common joke of which secretly mature persons use. Most appearances of this "humor phrase" can be found in small dissing battles of American origin.

Susie's mom is like a public bicycle, everyone gets a ride.

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Public Forum

To better understand Public Forum, look at definitions:

Joke: something said or done to provoke laughter.

Retarded: slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress.

Shit: an act of defecation

Synonym for Public Forum -

A-type-of-debate-that-holds-no-real-arguments-that-require-any-critical-thinking-and-or-intellectual-capability-itis. (A disease)

"Hey guys look, Public Forum."

"lol"

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Public Pervert

A person that commits a lewd act in a public place. Panty-stealing, vampiric gothtards are the most widely recognized Public Perverts.

Girl 1: Wow, there's a creepy vampiric gothtard wanking off to a pair of panties in the library.
Girl 2: I know. That's Carlos D.
Girl 1: Wow, that Carlos D. is a Public Pervert.

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public hair

Facial hair that resembles pubes.

He need trim his short and curlies off his face, pubes should be private not public hair.

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public rape

Public rape is when your in a public place and someone randomly winks and licks there lips at you at the same tkme.

I was at applebees and my server public raped me.

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Public property

PELs
|pē ē elz|

noun

Acronym for Pussy-Eating Lips. The equivalent of DSLs (Dick-Sucking Lips), but used on a vulva. Typically just fuller than average lips, but on a face one would enjoy receiving cunnilingus from. Can belong to either a man or a woman.
If Angelina Jolie ate hair pie, her DSLs would be mad PELs!

White chicks often develop jungle fever when they realize that the average spear chucker not only has more meat whistle, but also some serious PELs

Those are some nice pels(public property)

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