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When a man is penetrating his partner from behind, he wraps one arm around her waist, lays the other across her back and gets a handful of hair, purposely calls out the wrong name, and then tries to hold on for seven seconds (the amount of time a cowboy must stay on a bucking bronco).
"While we were doing it last night, I called Katie Erin, and then it was time for some serious rodeo sex."
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A rodeo dodeo is the act of going and finding a ugly fat girl and taking her home, While you are doing her doggie style you reach around her nasty fat stomache and whisper in her ear that she is the nastyest fattest dirty whore you have ever fucked and hold on for dear life!!!
Hey man, I brought home that fat girl from the bar last night and gave her a rodeo dodeo!
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You start this by having at least a half-dozen friends hide in the room while having sex with a girl. Then have all of them come out and chant, "Rodeo! Rodeo!" See how long you can stay on.
I had the ride of my life at the Texas Rodeo last nite!
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Verb: In the situation where a dude and his wingman are hitting on two women, one attractive and one totally butterface, it is considered rodeo clowning to distract the butterface while the friend gets at the hot chick. Similar to jumping on a grenade, or taking one for the team.
Dude1: "Bro, I would've never hooked up with that totally hot chick last night if you hadn't been rodeo clowning her man-cow of a friend for me"
Dude2: "Don't mention it. You would have done the same for me."
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when you are ingaged in anal fucking and you yell at the womens "I have aids" then you try and hold on for as long as you can
matt: i have aids
lauren: awwwwww get off
NEXT DAY
matt: i held a roadside rodeo for ten minutes last night
will: thats sweet dude
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A sales or bidding process where the natural tendency for multiple people to "pile on," express their opinions, and interject creates inherent instability and increases the probability of overreaction and/or loss.
"The Financial System bidding process has become a Goat Rodeo...with 10 Partners all trying to ride the goat."
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A high school tradition where upper classmen use the rules of regular rodeo with the freshmen of the school. The upper classman stealthy approaches the freshman and jumps on their back and yells "FRESHMAN RODEO" (if this is not declared, you will not get credit). The point is to last an entire 8 seconds while they try to remove you. Makes for a great welcome to high school.
"See that stupid freshman over there?"
"yea"
"Watch this"
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"WOOOOOO FRESHMAN RODEO"
"Freshmen Rodeo!"
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