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Since my girlfriend wouldn't be coming over for a few hours, I was bored and decided to release my Russian mice.
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A sex game in which the 'server' inserts an ice cube into their asshole and then forcefully expels the projectile directly into their partner's mouth. The partner then returns fire, shooting the ice cube out of their mouth and back into the asshole. This back and forth volley continues until there is an unsuccessful ice cube reception, uncatchable pass, or the ice cube simply melts to the point it becomes unusable.
Made famous by the 2014 Sochi Olympic Village.
Guy 1: "Man, I came home last night and caught my roommate and his friend playing the damn Russian Trampoline again. I'm getting sick of this shit! There's never any ice left in the tray when I get home!"
Guy 2: "Don't knock it till you've tried it bro."
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A large person with Russian heritage who:
-takes no shit from others
-throws his weight around whenever possible
-enjoys vodka and occasionly consumes it in excess
-can be easy to get along with at times or a big bastard at others
-has his own opinions about just about evrything and isn't scared to speak his mind
-hates yuppies, city people, and anyone who is ignorant to how the world operates outside of city limits
-enjoys hibernating for vast periods of time summer and winter
-has an urge to travel the world and some day return to the motherland
"Hey Russian Bear come here for a minute."
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The 1917 communist revolution in Russia, which led to the establishment of the Soviet Union. It involved:
*The Czar being all mean and rich and everything while the peasants starved
*Lenin spawning angry mobs out of thin air to follow his orders, which apparently consisted mainly of storming palaces and tearing down monuments
*Trotsky doing something which caused him to be idealized by leftist intellectuals for reasons only they understand
*Anastasia being a beautiful princess with expensive clothing and therefore awesome according to preteen girls (and when have they ever been wrong?)
*Rasputin being a creepy dude and therefore probably a sorcerer (you can't argue with logic)
The Russian Revolution was a crazy, crazy time.
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An uncomfortable or painful tightening of the underwear in the front, separating the testis in the scrotum or the labia. Very similar to a frontal wedgie. It may occur due to a practical joke in which someone pulls the front of the pants/underwear so that there is discomfort or pain. It may also occur on its own when the underpants ride high.
1. I can't believe you gave him a russian wedgie because he wouldn't say uncle!
2. That movie was good, but boy did sitting in the theater give me a russian wedgie!
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To drop your testicles in ones mouth, and have them hummed or sang on. Teabag, Motorbloat, Head, Oral sex, Brains
Suzy gave John a nice Russian Teabag. She hummed amazing grace on his balls!
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squatting over a girls head and placing each testacle in her eye sockets with an erection. Hense looking like "Russian Night Vision Goggles."
I gave heather the russian goggles last night.
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