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Since Seattle only has ugly bitches you need to find an ugly bitch and fuck her.
I had Seattle Sex with another bitch now I got the Clap.
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The act of simultaneously, or consecutively, defecating and masturbating in a coffee shop restroom
I was all pent up on my road trip until I stopped off at a Starbucks and gave myself a Seattle Strongarm.
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A school located in west seattle that is known for its trashy hoes and wannabe gang bangers.
West Seattle High is widely known for its 2015 chlamydia outbreak due to a particular “squad” of people having intercourse with each other.
Also widely known for its hoes. They’re known to prostitute themselves within the all gender bathroom. Typical pricing is $5 for a blow job.
Teachers at West Seattle highschool also are unable to effectively teach students, which leads to this behavior.
Guy 1: “Damn that babygirl fine as hell, which school she go to?”
Guy 1: “Dawg, she goes to West Seattle Highschool, she probably got chlamydia.”
Guy 1: “Nasty”
A vagina after sexual intercourse where Cheese Whiz has been used as lubricant.
We did some experimenting in the bedroom last night and she ended up with a Seattle Cheese Steak
A school in West Seattle where more than 75% of people have STD’s. You should go to this school if you want to get chlamydia from white girls who do cocain and Xanax on the daily.
Damn bro I just fucked a female from West Seattle highschool and my dick is itching
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When a female takes a bong rip up her snatch and her male accomplice precedes to eat her out, suck in the smoke, and blow it out of his mouth.
"Hey john, give me your bong so I can suck it up my pussy thus creating the Seattle Smoke Stack process."
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Two men anally gape a woman until the her anal cavity can contain 150mL. The men will scoop out the excrement of the women with wooden spoons in order to create a basin. Then, the men will pour 50mL of vinegar and then 50mL baking soda. The men will plug their penises into the basin in order to contain the reaction. After they ejaculate, they unplug and let the anal-volcano erupt.
I conducted a Seattle Science Fair with my buddy Eric last week.