Snail Trail

The remnants of post cum and vaginal juices in your underwear after having sex.

My girlfriend knew I was cheating after she noticed the snail trail in my underwear.

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Snail Trap

A guy that can not get it in and is slow at everything he does. Except for getting off. He will barely touch your pussy with his dick and he cums right after he barely touches your pussy.

I can not believe he is a snail trap. He didnt even get it in and he came on my leg. Just like that. Really?

snail facial

When you leave a trail of semen on a girl's face so that it looks like a snail crawled across her.

"When Crystal passed out last night, instead of drawing a penis on her face I gave her a snail facial."

Snail Eye

A man's inability to 'get it up' at a time in which he needs to be performing. Also known as 'snail eye syndrome' if it is a constant reoccurrence.

Girl 1 - 'So.. How was last night!? Did you finally sleep with John?'

Girl 2 - 'Yeah.. sort of'

Girl 1 - 'Sort of?'
Girl 2 - 'Well, he kept getting snail eye, so there was a lot of starting and stopping'. I just hope it's because he had drunk too much and that it's not me!'

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vomit snail

When you have had so much to drink that you can't actually walk and are puking all the way to the bathroom, leaving a trail behind you.

"If I have one more shot I will be a vomit snail!"

Snail Salt

To place ones flaccid penis across the upper lip of another male who has passed out.

Do y'all remember when he performed the snail salt on him? Don't worry we took plenty of pictures.

slut snail

Sexual act; when one person slides themself around/up the cum covered naked body of another.

I sucked his balls until he exploded everywhere then slut snailed up his body.