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A rare species of spider classified as Flatus-Arachnid, more commonly known as The Barking Spider. Dating back to Prehistoric times it is the only species of its kind to warn its prey by expelling air from its body, and releasing a nauseous odor. Extremely small it likes to hide in tight spaces like the pockets on jeans, and interacts, and is associated with most living beings.
Dude did you fart? No it's those damn!!! Barking Spiders.
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1.Person who is an expert on spiders.
2.Internet insult used against people who know too much about a subject nobody cares about. Used frequently by a person in a loosing arguement as a last ditch attempt to insult the victor.
"you could always make a citizen's arrest or something"
"Actually police do not recommend people make citizen's arrest due to the fact it is dangerous and makes you subject to all kinds of liabilities..."
"....fuck you, spider expert."
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A fart that makes a shit stain in your underwear looking like a spider.
My stomach hurts so bad. I guarantee there’s a shit smelling brown spider in my drawers.
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A pretty and nice girl until you get too close.
A spider queen gets people stuck in her web, and is usually eating at least one of her victims alive.
She seemed like a nice girl until she wasn't, but I was already in too deep. She's a spider queen.
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The cute but vicious spider that's featured in many of the later Lol-Comics. It always wears a sombrero and loves Mexican food and if you bring it Chinese food, it will be upset. Often times, even when it's being flushed down a drain, it will yelp out "Fiesta!".
Dude, did you see that spider?! That was crazy...it was wearing a sombrero and it ate all my Mexican food! It looks like it doesn't want anything to do with your Chinese food. I think I heard it say "Fiesta!" too when it was going after my Mexican food! I'm going to call it the "Fiesta Spider"!
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Doing the Spider-Man is when you walk up the walls to get into position to then cum into your own mouth
I was so busy last night doing the Spider-Man
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