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People who get in their parked car and then sit in it for a long time before leaving.
“Sorry I’m late. I found a space but I had to wait like 7 minutes for this spot sloth to actually pull out.”
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The best spot in a parking lot or the parking spot closest to your desired destination.
I pulled in the mall parking lot just as someone was backing out of the front row. I put my blinker on and grabbed the Nut Spot.
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Name of a penis with serious birthmark damage. Life-long stain, blemish, deformation of the male unit.
"Hey Spotted-cock, grab me a beer!"
"Lay that polka-dotted sausage in my stinky pussy, Spotted-cock."
"We called him Spotted-cock"
Spotted-cock played with himself to gay porn, multiple times a day, wishing he didn't have such a fucked unit
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a term referring to the transitional juncture between the rectum and the large intestine, sometimes breached during anal sex either because the insertive partner has a large penis/dildo and/or the receptive partner has a short rectum. the term is often used by well-hung gay men when advertising their intentions to prospective partners.
i cum in the second spot ONLY!
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Spot-a-thot is a game played when in any place you see a thot and tell your friend to spot-a-thot
Guy 1:Hey dude spot-a-thot.
Guy 2: Found the thot the one next to the Victoria's secret.
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When you yoga so hard you have an orgasm
I found my chi spot in the downward facing dog position I screamed CHISUS CHRIST
An unplanned nap of spontaneity....
Bro #1- hey man. so i was like uh watching the jersey shore with my collar popped and i totally crashed after sippin' on half a corona light. it wasn't planned at all
Bro #2- braaaaaaaah. that's so gnarly. i did the same thing
Man in Cubicle- Shhhh! This is a library
Bro#1- Don't you be hatin' on my spot nap, bro!