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When a guy lubes up his dick and watches his girl try and toss it off
Guy 1: Dude I made Carol give me a Slippy Toad
Guy 2: Did she manage it
Guy 1: Of course not, it's a Slippy Toad
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A short penis with a large head resembling Toad from Mario Kart, a la Stormy Daniels and a certain Donald J. Trump.
How was your date last night?
Awful. He has toad chode. I was gagging.
Deal breaker.
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lumpy boobs with the texture of a toads back.
also sometimes squidgy!!!!!!!! bluh!!!!
Betty said her boobs look bobbly and malcom said "yes you moose, its like grooping a toad in a carrier bag. Maybe u should get some cream for those boobie toads woman"
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A girl who thinks she's really hot but she's really not!!
Guy 1: oh look it's that girl Kayla
Guy 2: she's a total bean toad!!!
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Located somewhere near the stomach, the Toad Muscle is a part of the body which provides sensations similar to nervous 'butterflies'. These sensations can only be described as 'elation' and occur only during excited philosophical comprehension or inspiration. Whilst one's Toad is elating it is common to hold one's fist out in front and scrunch one's face determinedly.
Philosopher1: What did we just say?
Philosopher2: I don't know dude, but it's elating my Toad Muscle!
Philosopher1: Holy shit! I feel it too.
Philosopher2: Dude, that's not your Toad.
Philosopher1: ...
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The result of when you do too much cocaine. Your face gets so numb. You make this facial expression that resembles a toad's face.
Dude A: Dude, guess what? I did so much cocaine yesterday. My face got so numb. I made this crazy facial expression.
Dude B: Yeah I know. I was there.
Dude A: Oh yeah!
Dude B: You looked like a freaking toad! You were doing the toad face!
Dude A: Sweet!
Dude B: You were freaking awesome!
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a male who looks like a toad and will leave severe permanant lesions on your rectum.
Stay away from that toad stool or your rectum will seriously regret it.
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