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When one is shitting while receiving oral sex, if said person drops a turd at the exact moment of ejaculation, then said person is then instantly time warped to a random place in time while sitting on the toilet.
DUDE, I was getting a blumpkin yesterday and you'll never believe what happened!!!!! I blew my load and next thing I knew I time traveled to the 1800's on the shitter!!!
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Like PTSD (post-traumatic stress disorder), but what happens when a person comes back from vacation. Symptoms include:
-having the feeling that one has returned home too soon
-missing the vacation place
-feeling disconnected
-inability to focus on everyday tasks
-unexplainable happiness
Abbreviated as tPTSD
After getting back from Hawaii, I still haven't been able to recover from my Travel PTSD
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To consume psychostimulants in a matter that makes time pass very quickly.
For example a university student using stimulants like adderall or ritalin with the intent to achieve higher study focus, but instead ending up spending hours browsing the web / discussing Einstein theories with study mates.
I was gonna make the last push for my final exam, was going for an all nighter the day before it. I had a bunch of redbull and vitamin r at home, but the whole night ended up being a complete time travel.
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Getting a hand job while you're walking, usually in a public place. Masturbation doesn't count, ever. If you're jogging it has to be a blow job, otherwise you're not really trying.
Yesterday I was walking to Nordstroms, I saw Joel on the way. We gave each other a traveling salesman. Then we turned it up a notch; the running rebel. It was so awesome.
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This is not a joke: To go back in time and bring your own weapons. You will get paid after you get back. Safety cannot be guaranteed.
Time Travel: I have only done this once before.
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1. A menace
2. The theory and practice of time travel is incomprehensible to anyone who hasn't spent at least four lifetimes studying advanced hypermathematics, and since it was impossible to do this before time travel was invented, there is a certain amount of confusion as to how the idea was arrived at in the first place.
3. An easy way to make money by copyrighting things, then suing the companies who originally copyrighted the thing in the first place.
The Encyclopedia Galactica copied many of its excerpts from the back of cereal boxes adding footnotes so the companies couldn't sue them. It is ironic that due to time travel the Encyclopedia Galactica went back into time and wrote the passages before the cereal companies, and then went on to sue them for copyright infringement.
See also: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Life the Universe and Everything, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Douglas Adams, and Encyclopedia Galactica
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A confused Danish person that likes to travel.
Oh, that boy has been in Cuba two times. You can say he is a travel-tott.
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