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When a canadian sticks a kazoo in his ass after eating a bunch of beans and broccoli and farts through it. Usually done after their hockey team wins a game.
Brandon had a wicked canadian trumpet solo after the habs game eh?
A penis, usually used in the context of sex, but this isn't a requirement.
Shaniqua: Oh Brutus how can I show you how much I care for you?
Brutus: You could be a champ and blow on my love-trumpet !
Shaniqua: That's true my love, I know you love your blow jobs !
When you wake up in the morning and your wife is still asleep so you creep out of the bedroom in order to fart as much and as loudly as you can. In your effort to let out shameless farts you make flatulent noises similar to trumpet blasts
As I slowly awoke and realized Meghan was still sound asleep I was unable to hold in a sinister smile at the thought of all the trumpet blasting I would be able to do in the living room.
One who plays trumpet just to show off; tryhard
Person 1: Wow he's such a try-hard on trumpet.
Person 2: I know right, such a trumpet gremlin.
When that special lady is giving you a blow-job, fiddle with her clit. Her moans of pleasure will create an oscillation in the throat, a hum if you will. This hum will no doubt lead to a rapid expulsion of baby juice. Thus the Tennessee Trumpeter has brought the house down playing his number one hit.
Hey sugar seeing as its Saturday lets get the ol' Tennessee Trumpeter out tonight.
Manhood, Penis, Cock, Tallywacker, Hampton,
"She slid up and down his Porridge Trumpet!"
The release of air from the inflated skin on the end of a penis when blown up.
The colliery band will be pleased with my trumpet, on your knees and give it some puff, this bellend trumpet will be the best horn of all time...