winning on the square

To win, or achieve success without any foul play, cheating, or manipulation.. By completely fair & ethical & honorable means.

Congrats on coming in 1st place John. You were awesome! I know you worked hard, & all that practice paid off. Thats straight winning on the square!

Win-Challenged

Politically correct description of a loser

Teacher: “Where is Nick?”
Nick’s Sister: “He missed the bus this morning.”
Teacher: “That gut-bucket probably spent twenty minutes just trying to tie his shoe laces. What a win-challenged excuse for lumpy lard that kid is."

The Fruits Of Win

The 6 fruits that equal win;

Apple
Orange
Pineapple
Watermelon
Kiwi
Banana

When loss is approaching eat The Fruits Of Win

pay-to-win

Buying something that gives a big advantage over others.

Hello! I just bought this mega huge gun for 500000 pounds!
Did you just pay-to-win that?

BLAST WIN

To do or achieve something very difficult, unexpected.

Michee: Hey, did you FC my mom...?
Raay: OH MY GOD FC ...BLAST WIN!

Winning the fridge

Winning the fridge is synonymous with success in general. It is particularly applicable if free food is somehow involved

Tonight we're winning the fridge and eating for free

Minute to win it

When you don't have much time to masturbate, and if you don't finish really quickly you'll definitely get caught, but you do it anyway.

"Alright it's 6:58; I don't have much time before my parents wake up, but I'm super horny. Looks like I have a minute to win it.

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