Woody hoody

Using a leaf in place of a condom.

My girlfriend asked me if I had protection, so I grabbed the nearest woody hoody I could reach off of the tree.

woody string

Similar to a pull string, a woody string is where a reaction if created when a string is pulled, such as in the 3D animated film Toy Story with the popular character voiced by Tom Hanks, Woody.

Girl: owe you pulled my hair

Abusive boyfriend:that’s so funny, every time I pull it you make a noise, it’s like woody string

Afgan woody

Term used to describe the Afghanistan faction of woodys empire

Woodys empire stretches worldwide the afgan woodys are latest faction of cult.

Woody on

adi + woody =<3

woody has a woody on

Woodie

A backwood

Yooo last night we smoked a fat woodie

Woodie

A nickname given to someone Georgian after they keep on saying "What's up With it"

Charlie Redman: Hello

Dave: Hello With it
Charlie Redman: Hello woodie!!
Dave: Sure!

Woodie

Means that’s my britches

Hey woodie !!