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Xbox Simp

Someone who stays in party with female/male after saying they're going or buys them stuff and helps them out and congratulates them

Hey bro you're being a Xbox simp
No I'm not dude I'm being nice

by BWAH BWAH BWAHHHHH May 8, 2020

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xbox 360

A fancy boat anchor that has a self-destruct mode

You ready to go fishing,

yeah I just need to get my xbox 360
4 what
we need an anchor

by elkaddict15 February 21, 2011

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Xbox Live

Xbox live is a system that Microsoft set up so that people can play online world wide/locally with other gamers.It was going great until l people started to:
1) Have the nerve to have slow ass intarnet which effects the whole game

2)Raeg quit and leave the game, (which usually means) that you have to go back to the lobby and wait to get on a good team, AGAIN.

3)The b*tchy little acne ridden 8 year old sh*t-f*cks who go on live to bitch and moan about your tactics, even though they clearly suck.

4)Because of someones retarded Comadore DSL internet connection giving the game genital herpes, its glitching like super man 64, and yes, your obsolete inarnet DOES affect everyone.

This is what people usually deal with on Xbox live.
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Bitchy lil kid: AMG!! I didnt see you when you shot me!!!YOU CHEATED, YOU CHEATED!!!! bUTT FEASCE IM GOanna get u bakc for that!!
-After using his camper skills he somehow manages to kill you.-
Bitchy lil kid: SEE SEA!I TOLD YOU!!!! WWWWOOOHOOOO YEAH BUTT FEasce!! woooooo-*This user has been kicked from the game*
Guy: F##ing noobs.

by Nojoo July 11, 2011

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xbox live

A fast an easy way microsoft use to screw alot of xbox players which dont own a live, neither real or in the internet, and like to pay $60 a year for it.

Man 1: Today I will buy my 60 bucks membership to play online, Xbox Live.

Man 2: Thats so cool!

by belink1 January 11, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


xbox break

when someone decides to stop an activity in order to play xbox.
a negative or a morbid person takes frequent xbox breaks.
this usless break could be avoided all together if the person is outside

" hey brandon, if your done with your home work, would you wanna come out and skate?"


"Im taking an xbox break then i have a little more to do"

by domforthemasses February 4, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Xbox 360

A Superhigh next generation console, successor to the Xbox 359. You will also need to be earning a 12 figure salary to even afford one, not only that though the power pack will be roughly the size of a small nuclear power plant as in all previous 359 consoles it has got bigger everytime.

Yapstarr: You seen those new Xbox 360's?
Shorty P: As if, i only just got an Xbox 359 a few months ago.

by Yapstarr November 29, 2006

181๐Ÿ‘ 190๐Ÿ‘Ž


xbox 360

A respected console with great games and a low price that makes it attract more people than just rabid fanboys. It clearly understands that the main purpose of game consoles is to actually play games, instead of sucking cash out of people's wallets with fancy-ass, Ferrari-priced video players and snail-paced web browsers. Of course, if you want the 360 to be an all-purpose media center, you can buy some optional accessories to give it that ability. Basically, with the 360, you get a great gaming/media experience, and you don't need a 7-digit salary to do so.

Nearly all of the good games on the ps3 can be found on the xbox 360.

by The D-Man November 25, 2006

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