jebem ti mater

"Jebem ti mater" is a sentence by which a Balkan mother expresses her love for a child. When Balkan moms are angry, they run around the house after the child with a slap in the hand and shout: "JEBEM TI MATER!" Even tho that means "fuck you motherfucker" she uses it anyway.

Mom: hi son,what grade did you get from the math test?

Son: I got F, I'm sorr-
Mom: JEBEM TI MATER COME HERE!

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co ti hraje

lepší verze co ti hrabe

kdo řekne co ti hrabe kdyz muze říct co ti hraje ?¿

marshall: nech me byt brasko
nicki: co ti hraje brasko?

Tied-Shoes Party

(n). A party with a high chance of getting busted by the police, therefore one would need their shoes tied to adequately run from said police.

Bart: "Bruh should I wear my Timbs tonight to the party?"

Crispen: "Nah bro it's tied-shoes party."

Bart: "True, New Balances tonight then."

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RTX 2080 Ti

Why are u looking for this u silly neek.

Someone: i have an RTX 2080 Ti
Someone else: Yea shush u silly neek. i didn't ask.

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ti-gi-dou!

Originaly from quebec in canada, It has the same meaning as al right in english.

Bon ben ti-gi-dou! on se rejase!

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PICHKA TI MATERINA

Your mothers pussy...in true Serbian. Not that Croat shit!

Idi u pichku materinu.
Go back into your mothers pussy.

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family ties

you are so cute when you're dumb and
you are so cute when you're smart

"she said she was going to handle her family ties with great care"

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