A spy app for Middle Aged Chinese officials to watch teenagers (specifically normies who get easily targeted)
Don't even start a raid, once you logged in. The Kunchantang (Communist Chinese Party in English) will have access to personal data that is as valuable as a newly discovered tomb on the Eastern Bank of the Nile.
So any Normie reading this, stop. DELETE TIKTOK NOW. OKAY 8TH GRADER
Simp: Hey uh, my 12 year old neice is using TikTok
FBI Agent: Take me to her *unloads Glock*
Simp: Okay, right this way.
*busts in door*
Simp: Omae wa mo shinderiu
Neice: Nani?
FBI Agent: *pew pew*
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TikTok is where you get cancer.
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TikTok is where you get cancer.
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Person 1: Damn my firend was HIV positive. Now I have TikTok.
Person 2: Nice
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A horrible app where young kids makes themselves too complete fools in front of a camera. Often referred as "The only thing in the world that's worse than death."
Me: You want to play?
Friend: No, I'm going to do TikToks...
Me: #%&!/Β€#!
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TikTok is app and many people are on it
We all should do at TikTok
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(1) An app used by every middle schooler.
(2) An addictive app
(3) RENAGADE
TIM: βAYE YO JOHNY DID YOU SEE THE NEW TIKTOK CHARLI DβAMELO POSTED?β
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