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A place which enables you to you hear your mother laugh at a minion meme unironically
Son: Mum, can I use the iPad now?
Mother: STFU JIMMEH I'M ON FACEBOOK!
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A internet jail where; you waste time, sit on your butt, write on walls, && poke random people!
Teacher: Why didnt you finish your homework.
Student: Because i was on facebook!
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Facebook: noun ~ A social network where friends can interact and act as immature as they want.
Thanks Pokedex!
Facebook gets used for all sorts of stuff, I'm sure you see this everyday on your profile.
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1. An online networking website available to Highschoolers and College people (some middle schoolers who lie and say they are in high school use it too (i know i did!). Allows people who have already finished school to keep connected with classmates. Some businesses choose to use Facebook for business things. FB also offers a page for your business, including hours of business, events, contact information and pictures to upload.
2. good website for procrastination and not getting homework done. it is pretty addictive and some people even set it as their homepage for when they open their computer
3. things to do on FB: there are some applications you can add to your profile in order to make your Facebook experience better. these applications are Bumper Sticker, Photos, Videos, Gifts, Pages, etc.
I was on Facebook last night, therefore, i got nothing done!
I changed my Facebook status, check it out!
Ahhhh! facebook email is filling up my inbox!
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When your university teacher hits you in the face with one or several large books due to the fact that you had been procrastinating an assignment - usually while online.
Person one: Dude, Mr. Grimaldo is crazy! I was got a 67 on my test and he smacked me in the face with physics 101!
Person two: Were you online yesterday?
Person one: Yeah...
Person two: You just got facebooked!
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The ultimate creeping/procastinating tool. Also home to the infamous FarmVille.
"I spent all last night looking at this hot girl's photos on Facebook when I was supposed to be writing a report."
"Aw man! My cow died on Farmville!"
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