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teddy beare

really good person really soft huggable most likely fat a good friend but nothing more you love them to death but you would not ever fuck this person or even go out with them.

you are my best friend you are just teddy beare.

by ken winger October 2, 2006

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Teddy Tear

A Teddy Tear is a slight gash in a condom in which cum can seep through. Most usually occurs when fucking a girls brains out. Going Slow and Steady Eddy can reduce the chances of a Teddy Tear happening.

Have fun but watch out for a Teddy Tear.

by Shankapotomis August 9, 2010

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Teddy Boy

An extremely emotional and physically soft man. Cries or whines at the drop of a hat, sometimes just to get โ€œmommyโ€™s attentionโ€ from their lady friends. Overly emotional.

He was acting like a real Teddy Boy last night. He didnโ€™t stop whining until she gave him attention.

by Dr, Mr, Heyโ€ฆBeard December 5, 2021

2๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Teddy Graham People

That thing when a guy has the stumpy arms, but with the belly.

I'm Sorry, what are Teddy Graham People?

by Dan Danimal Jr. April 27, 2010

76๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Teddy Bear Vision

1. To have a narrow minded view on global occurences, or the current state of the world; Lacking philosophical insight; Unable to gain new understandings from bad experience.

2. A mind that replaces the truth with pleasing images in order to go throughout life without a worry even when a worry is justified.

Ex: "Some say ignorance is bliss, but Bill I don't know she really has some severe Teddy Bear Vision."

by xavy340 July 9, 2009


The Teddy Long Dance

A dance that looks like you're wiping off a table with both hands. Made famous by Theodore Long.

Long came out on stage and did the Teddy Long dance.

by Flashlightboy March 2, 2017


One Two Teddy

To smack up someone up so badly that their neck hurts from the whiplash. Common term among the online poker community.

thanks stupid
wow, you just aren't very bright are you?
I mean, I SMACKED u up
damn bro,
I gave you the one two teddy
does your neck hurt?
from that whiplash
I am gonna leave the table now
with your money honey
thanks for the contribution
you are a pal

by Microstakes May 16, 2008

248๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž