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when you have a problem, that you find out is actually a completely different problem with very similar symptoms and a completely different solution, but you attempt to fix that new found problem with the same solution as the other one.
oiling the bird originated from->"dude i though my chair was squeaking uncontrollably, but it was really just a bird squeaking outside the window"
"you should oil the bird"
I'm gonna go behind those trees for a minute and drain the oil.
Just like a dutch oven, but you need to lying naked waiting for you significant other, and you shart under the covers. When they get in to the shit filled bed you cover their head with the covers and shout Oiled Oven.
My ass was covered with shit when she got into bed, but when I covered her head with the covers and made her smell the the oiled oven it was all worth it.
Oil from rose flowers. If you sniff it you'll get high, but not hooked and you'll lose weight. Easy way of life! Just like saying better than Gucci!
Slacker Dude: Aw! Man! That exam was hard!
Smart Dude: It was rose oil for me, because I studied everyday for six months straight!
Basically E&J brandy.
The most cheapest brandy known to mankind.
Something a guy will buy when he hooks up with a girl with no standards.
Hey my guy, make sure you bring some liquor to the party later, and don’t bring that monkey oil.
The act of being upside down and sqiurting diarrhea in the air.
I had diarrhea the other day, so I tried to make an oil rig.
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When someone tickles you too close to the butthole.
Oh man, you were really checking the oil there! i thought you were going to stick your finger in my butthole!
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