Wine Time

A specific time that is set aside in order to consume wine.

It is closely related to "pre's" or "pre drinks" as it is usually a pre-determined time put aside to drink.

"I think we need some wine time girls"

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Wine Dot

Small, circular damp spot on the front of one's trousers or underwear formed by runoff (excess) urine not shaken away after a pee.

This is also the name (though with a slightly different spelling) of a major traffic artery in Windsor, Ontario.

Hamish was experiencing difficulties concentrating at the time of his disembarkation from the bus, as he was not wearing any underwear, and had noticed a rather large wine dot next to his zipper, which he thought might best remain hidden from the other passengers.

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russian wine

Russian wine is a the rare delicacy produced by mixing vodka with something inappropriate. For example Smirnoff and Redbull is not Russian wine, vodka and beer would be a Russian or a depth-charge and vodka with Mountain Dew would be a form of Russian wine.

Synonymous with jurassic.

Oh man, we were so wasted we were totally mixing vodka and milk again.

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wine pussy

The female equivalent of Whiskey Dick.
The inability to climax or enjoy sex after consuming too much wine.

I'm sure I was fucking her right but she got wine pussy, nothing was going to work!

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Wine Nigger

Another name for an italian person.

- Are you going to watch Jersey Shore tonight?
- No, I would never spend time watching those wine niggers.

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Wine Aunt

A woman who claims to be liberal and open minded, but it is authoritarian, judgmental, and prone to shutting out any opinion that differs than her worldview. Often, has no children or just one, but nevertheless adopts a matronly status because of the authority motherhood lends her voice.

Karen, the wine aunt, sipped her Merlot as she cussed out people as monsters for questioning the qualifications of her favorite Democratic politicians on Facebook. She then blocked them when they asked her to eleborate.

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ent wine

n.
an alcohol, naturally found drink in Fangorn Forest in Middle Earth that makes you grow taller

I drank the ent wine got drunk and grew an inch.

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