wink job

an sex act in which an individual removes his or her glass eye and allows the resulting orifice to be used as a pleasure orifice for another individual's penis.

My life's dream has been to receive a wink job from Sandy Duncan.

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Winking at the Cobra

A daring act of defiance in the face of certain great bodily harm or death.

Logan jumped into the black water of the amazon tributary, eager for a break from the oppressive heat. His friends desperately tried to stop him, knowing that Pirai, Anaconda, and Cayman lurk below the murky surface.

"What's Logan Doing?!?!" exclaimed his friend Annie.

"Oh Logan? He is winking at the Cobra again. What a douchebag" retorted his older brother, Greg

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one eyed wink

To show one's vagina.

She gave me the one eyed wink.

winking brown starfish

The anus. Also called rusty sheriff's badge, ringpiece, starfish, butthole, bumhole (British term), asshole, arsehole (British term), poopyhole, bunghole.

The Sport-Hating Poop: You've been waiting all day for an exciting footy game, and just at the kickoff this bastard turd knocks on your WINKING BROWN STARFISH and insists on coming out to play.

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winking whitehead

When the person you are talking to has an enormous puss-filled whithead on his or her face that they unnoticeably have not popped yet and you get so distracted by it, that you aren't even paying attention to the person talking to you.

I can never talk to her because i get distracted by her winking whitehead.

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The Brown Eyed Wink

This is similar to the arabian goggles,but you discretely squat over someones head while they are sleeping and put both of your nuts in each eye socket simultaneuosly gently placing your ass hole on their nose. You patiently wait in the pirched position until they wake up. It will take them a few seconds before they realize what's going on and when they finally do... you flinch your butt cheeks while they are still spread and your ass hole winks at them giving it the proper name The Brown Eyed Wink.

My girlfriend said we were going to have hot, sweaty, gorilla sex last night and when I came back from the bathroom she was sleeping, so in a frantic rage I decided to give her "The Brown Eyed Wink"...to make a long story short we're not dating anymore.

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butt wink

A single shake of the hips and butt, directed towards a possible mate. Indicates interest and potential for ass play. Can also be used as a coy flirtation.

I knew Tiffanie was interested when she gave me a butt wink on the way to the kitchen.

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