A Dirty Todd is when a guy does whatever or says whatever he has to, in order to get money and gamble and buy beer.
Look there's that Dirty Todd over there. He ate our my ass after I shit for 5 bucks.
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when you get a boner over a girl
i went to the beach yesterday and he/she gave me a todd newell
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A really sweet man who often looks like your father. if you see him, give him a baby.
a man walks up to you
you- who are you
the man- Todd Lerfondler
you- immediately gives a baby
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an effeminate male; a brother-in-law
"Damn, son, I used to think that Dave Navarro was a pussy sniper but he looked like a real Todd Rogers at the AVN Awards"
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Sexy man with ginger hair who has a great personality.
"Whos that awesome guy?"
"oh thats Todd McGowan!"
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What exactly is a Todd? A Todd is a hyper-sexual man-baby that bitches more than a 14-year old teenage girl. Sure, he has charisma and some could say that he even has charm, but most will find that shine quickly diminishes after you discover that he is a morally bankrupt philistine who preys on weak women and is forever searching for "something," and he never knows what that something is which means that he continually makes the same mistakes over and over again. To be a Todd is to be a walking example insanity. Avoid Todds for your safety and overall well-being.
It's entirely possible that a woman can be a Todd. Just as petulant, she often spends her time bitching about her life. It's all she does. And when she's not bitching in her life she is over-glorifying her accomplishments. Female Todd's are often spotted in packs. They wear off-the-rack clothes found in their local thrift store as they like to brag about just how much money they saved only to turn around and tell you how much money they spent on YOUR gift. A female Todd seeks instant gratification and if not quickly satiated for her contributions to society because she is "philanthropist."
Avoid all versions of Todd if and when possible. Because Todd's are toxic. However, It's perfectly okay to date men named Todd but as a safety measure, use caution and proceed forward carefully...
Don't be a "Todd."
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To Todd someone(future tense), or had Todded(past tense), or Todding(presently doing so) is the meaning to brutally beat someone with a blunt object (preferably with a crowbar) almost to death, then leaving the victim in a locked up building filled with explosives ready to be set off.
(Inspired by Jason Todd's death from Death in the Family/Under The Red Hood, Batman, DC)
"He's asking to get Todded."
"Let's Todd the crap out of him!"
"I'm Todding him so hard now!"
"I just Todded that looser."
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