Hovering over the toilet whilst the toilet seat is up or detached.
Ah man no toilet seat! Time to take a torpedo shit!
When one person pisses on another person while under water.
I got hit by a yellow torpedo while i was in the public pool
another way to say that someone is nipping.
It is so cold out that she has a nipple torpedo!
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When a jealous girl sends the girl you like a string of lies and torpedos your relationship.
Bitch Torpedo: A verbal lie from a third party that ruins a prospective relationship.
A hard wiener that jumps out of the pants towards a target of opportunity.The trick is to land a hit, unreconaised by the victim so that i cant evade further actions in preparation.
To be clear, its in no way a rape attempt because its all bee's n honey.
Man the stations! Its time to send a cock torpedo to her bow! O7
A hot load, delievered by a meat head ,well and comfortable embedded in a sock (usually the right one)
Guy 1:Oh shit ! Dont touch this!!!
It got penetrated by a sock torpedo!!!
Guy 2: doin the "body snatchers" scream
She couldn’t wait for me to whip out that bell head torpedo