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An elderly woman who’s got some fight in her.
Ruth Bader Ginsburg is a tough old bird.
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Occurs on Tuesday when life suddenly becomes tough. tough titties Usually used to blame any inconvenience that happens in your life on tough titty Tuesday
“I failed my test today , my cat hasn’t pooped all day , and my spaghetti don’t fit in my dryer. Why does this happen to me?”
Bro it’s Tough titty Tuesday ( TTT) this always happens
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Someone who constantly talks about how bad and "hardcore" they are over the connected phone lines called the internet. These people usually frequent chat rooms and online forums for the sole purpose of shit talking and gloating to complete strangers to fill the void in their life, something that dosen't impress someone in the REAL WORLD. They also like to troll areas in chat and forums that contain such topics as: Martial Arts, Boxing, Fighting, Excercise, Weight Lifting, Wrestling etc. so they can compete with other lifeless internet whores for the sole purpose of determining who is the biggest nerd of them all. These people talk about how much ass they kick and how they could take on the world single handedly, when in reality, quiver at such ideas of someone who dosen't like them finding them in their parents basement where they thought they were safe. Internet Tough Guys should be regarded as the lowest form of life on Earth. 99% of the time they are liars, who will make completely bogus claims of being 7 feet tall, 400 pounds of pure muscle, and bench 700. Often they have bullshit stories to accompany such shitty claims like "I've wrestled a bear and a lion at the same time, and I kicked both of their asses with ease!" or "I'm a pro boxer who beat Mike Tyson in a backyard brawl with no gloves!" They often reply with sayings such as "fuck you", "i'll kick you ass", "your luckee that i cant get you", and the ever popular "where do you live and ill beat you ass". All threats by Internet Tough Guys should be promply backed up with "Try it with a nerd who buys into your tough guy bullshit".
muscleman1596732: i bet joo wont say that to my face!
muscleman1596732: ill kick your ass where do you live!!
muscleman1596732: i can take teh world on!!11
muscleman1596732: i kicked tysons ass and i no i can kick yers!!!111
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A person who WANTS to be tough by saying shit about others and saying that they're strong enough already. However, most of these wannabe tough guys are either scrawny loners,fatasses, or jocks who taken steroids.
They mostly talk about their strength,weight,height,etc even though most people won't care.
If you're encountering a wannabe tough guy, ignore them. Remember, they talk soo much yet they do very little.
Brett: yo, guyz i just workd out 4 30 mins today!!!11 I joged around da whol neighboor hood!!1 im going to kik that guys ass soon this week!1 omg yay
Andrew: No one cares how much you've worked out. And it you're acting like a wannabe tough guy. Just shut the fuck up already. You've been saying that everyday for the past two weeks.
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Someone who displays actions that are tougher to inhale than train smoke. Someone with true grit just as train smoke as a lot of grit in it.
Did you see that Iowa offensive lineman get hit by that truck and get right back up?
Yeah man that guys as Tough as Train Smoke
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A location that is right in between 2 major metro areas and the people have to make a decision to fly in and out of a certain airport or to be a fan of which sports team. For example, people in Springfield, MA fly in and out of either Boston or Albany, NY.
San Luis Obispo, CA is right in between Los Angeles and San Francisco, and many citizens can't decide whether they're a Giants fan or a Dodgers fan. That is a tough decision town.
An internet meme of a 9 year old girl in a tent doing a scrunched up face to the camera and usually has the caption of when you want to act tough but can't.
Fail To Be Tough Girl: I want to act tough but went to the wrong gym
Person: Are you the Fail To Be Tough Girl?