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A Korean movie about a zombie apocolypse. Lizards.
I watched train to busan and saw a lizard.
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The people in the back of the pack during a multiplayer Mario Kart race. The 3rd place player is usually considered the "conductor", and everyone behind him is part of the train. The reason for the label "mediocrity" is that farther back player always get much better items that allow them to "cheaply" make up ground. A common scenario is that 1st and 2nd will be skillfully sparring for first place,and blue shell comes from the back of the pack and destroys the leaders. While they are the down the "conducter" and his "train" will pass the more skilled players while making whistling sounds.
(often spoken in a sarcastic tone)
So Dave, you conducting the train of mediocrity today?
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A man who wears a tampon in his ass for the entire time the woman in his life is on her period in order for him to identify with her. When she changes hers he too is allowed to change his.
His days of tampon-training made him more sensitive to her mood swings.
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Stump training is when a rancher stands on top of a stump, and get's the live stock to back up into him, so the live stocks vagina is at penis level.
Stop stump training the horses Billy!
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to "gangbang" a girl with several friends.
Think of an actual train - one goes over the tracks, and then another. Now, say these trains were friends of some asshole, and the tracks were... you get the idea.
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salt and lime added to a shot of tequila. Usually, these come with a less expensive tequila or are added for "rookies" who don't know Corazon from Twilight Zone
"Do you want to down that shot of Cuervo like a man or do you need training wheels?
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a very lucrative or rewarding situation or arrangement, likely to
continue for some time.
When the Congressman got elected to the Senate, he knew he was on the gravy train
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