Rice Crispy Treat

When a gentleman dips his skin flute into a jar of Fluff, followed by a box of Rice Crispies and then into his partner.

Things got real sticky last night when I gave Tiffany my Rice Crispy Treat.

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aspie treat

A snack used to reinforce good behavior in an aspie. A good example of this snack would be "popped rice crisps Apple cinnamon flavor"

Patty cakes was a good aspie today so we gave him an aspie treat.

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drunk-er-treating

adverb: when one participates in the act of trick-or-treating under the influence of alcohol.

"Hey Scott, wanna go drunk-er-treating after classes today and dress up as gay mailmen?"

Lemon twirl treat

A way of fondling both breasts, somewhat akin to how one might juice two lemons simultaneously.

"I love how sensuously Martin gives me a lemon twirl treat"

Sparkling dinner treat

When your date goes into the bathroom, and you ejaculate into their glass of champagne.

I gave my date a sparkling dinner treat last night, she noticed it, and pepper sprayed me.

Rice Krispies Treat

When a man climaxes on a woman's face and proceeds to throw Rice Krispies on her face so they stick.

I gave my grandma a Rice Krispies Treat.

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Rice Crispie Treats

A clone of rice with sticky residue all over it.

(WARNING: CAN BE MORE ADDICTIVE THAN HEROINE)

"Hey what are you hooked on?"
"Rice Crispie Treats"

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