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1. The Worst Instrument in Band
2. To describe someone that is stupid
Your like a Bass Trombone
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70+ answers, all repeating the same 3 wrong definitions.
The "ass eating while providing a handy" one comes closest, but it's still wrong.
Life Lesson: Less wrong is still wrong.
The correct answer is: A person giving a blow job while simultaneously reaching one hand, directly & with all due diligence, towards the recipient's reasonably ready & responsive rectum & inserting one or more fingers up the partner's ass, the desired effect being the added enjoyment of a prostate massage during the already pleasurable act of his penis being sucked.
The position & movement resembles the playing of a trombone much better & it's an easier sell should the perspective soloist be a bit hesitant.
Asshole 1: Dude, I was so coked up last night I couldn't even get it up so my nasty ass bitch slipped a couple of fingers up my ass while she was sucking me off & I nutted down her neck in like 3 min.
Asshole 2: Dude, that's called a Rusty Trombone & now you gay AF!
A1: Da'Fuq, ni66a, it was from a chick, so no homo.
A2: Don't matter, fingers up ya ass. Eww, & you enjoyed that gay shit too? You gay, ni66a, just come out, be loud & proud. Man, I don't give a fuck if you love dick, you still a homie. What, I said 'homie', don't start getting all butt hurt with m ... I mean, um, you know just ...
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When a girl is tugging on your penis. ( flacid or half chubbed) and the girl starts making noises of a trombone.
Friend: Hey man where you playing the trombone last night in your room.
Man: No that was my girlfriend giving me a jinky trombone.
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While you are with two girls at the same time, you do one chick in the ass while the other licks your dick as it goes in and out like a trombone
Hey I did the dirty trombone with your two sisters last night.
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When you shove a 10ft long black dildo up you're partners left nostril, while giving them a shocker
Bro I gave that bitch a black trombone last night!
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It's like the Rusty Trombone, only it's played by the 45th President of the US on Vlad (the Lad) Putin.
After the Remembrance Day Ceremonies in France, Donny Drumpf was going to play a solo on the Rusky Trombone!
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The act of sliding your arm so far up the vaginal tract it makes a low pitched tooting noise, from her gripping your arm so tightly, much like a trombone.
I rusty tromboned that sexy old milf.
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