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When you injure your wrist/ hand.. And someone says:
'Oh too much tugging the monkey was it'
the two helio-propellers linked on either side of a modern zeppelin (air ship) performing the function of propelling the zeppelin in the desired direction.
"Yes, mommy, I see!," the little boy squealed with glee. "The tug-copters are to zeppelins like the tug-boats are to barges!"
When you masturbate with a sock and you get rug burn
Dude legit I can’t jerk off I got tug burn
Then maybe you should get tug burn more often
An ancient form of concealing during self masturbation in which the masturbatour turns his or her back towards the unwanted on-looker then pulls the covers over himself. He or she then begins to wail away using stealth and muffled grunts into the pillow until he or she is satisfied. often times during this ancient ritual the victim I.e. roommate, brother, girlfriend, or any other onlooker will become emensly disgusted and leave the general area. It is a terrible thing to witness a tuck'n tug and we suggest that one recieves serious mental therapy after a witnessed incodent.
My roommate was really horny and thought it was a good idea to do a tuck'n tug while i was in the room... I knew what he was really doing then proceeded to throw up!
Another way of saying choking the chicken
It means masturbating or masturbation depending on what time tense.
Bob: I was totally enjoy tugging the turkey.
Jen: Good for you?
When your pubes stick to your shaft while you're doing something, you become constantly hurt with the pain of your hairs feeling like they're plucked. It's not a good sensation (especially in public) since you need to adjust the hair so that it doesn't stick. This is usually a problem for men who don't shave or trim their pubes. I'm sure men out there know what I'm talking about.
Sherlock: I experienced the tug of pain on the way here.
Watson: Oh jeez, that's sounds... painful.
when your dick has been in bath water for a long time and your girl comes over and gives you a blowjob
Man i just got out of the shower and got a soggy tug