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When a woman is knocked up by a professional athlete on a road trip
Maybe it is his kid. He could have Tug McGrawed her on his last road trip to Dallas.
When two or more close friends participate in mutual masturbation. Very frequent among those who attend college.
I can't wait until after class, I'm meeting with my tug brothers.
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Circa Tug - A hand job from a prostitute who is well past her prime and has very rough hands.
Circa tug: "She was a hot hooker circa 1968"
Best athlete in the game. GOAT of all thangs. Sexy af. Hates black women.
When the man lies on his stomach because he is worried a Vietnam vet will shoot while you're tugging too hard. Then you skip a a flat hand under and grab, pulling back to the ass and tug under like hell. No Vietnam vet created. Just awesomeness.
I flipped over because I didn't want the rough Vietnam vet rub and she gave me the tug under
When you meet another car going the wrong way on a one-way street - you must play a game of tug-a-chicken to gain dominance. The car that wins this extremely slow speed game of chicken determines the flow of traffic. The loser has to flip the traffic sign to show the new flow of traffic.
Oh snap, you just turned the wrong way down 2nd...buckle up, we're gonna have to play tug-a-chicken.
An ancient form of concealing during self masturbation in which the masturbatour turns his or her back towards the unwanted on-looker then pulls the covers over himself. He or she then begins to wail away using stealth and muffled grunts into the pillow until he or she is satisfied. often times during this ancient ritual the victim I.e. roommate, brother, girlfriend, or any other onlooker will become emensly disgusted and leave the general area. It is a terrible thing to witness a tuck'n tug and we suggest that one recieves serious mental therapy after a witnessed incodent.
My roommate was really horny and thought it was a good idea to do a tuck'n tug while i was in the room... I knew what he was really doing then proceeded to throw up!