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Mixing together Coca Cola and Newcastle (Beer) to create a pseudo energy drink known as the Ike Turner. Order a Coke and Newcastle, drink half of each, and mix...in a glass or in the bottle: if you pour it in a bottle, expect it to foam at the mouth.
"I wouldn't mind hitting a few Ike Turners after work."
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To touch little children whilst fondling your dad
"Oliver 'Max Turners' on a daily basis"
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Probably one of the prettiest girls in the world. she's funny, amazing, and can hold a long relationship. she can be mean if you agravate her. they usually have an electric personality and a great zest for life. she usually have more guy friends then girls. she can cheer just about anyone up. she can be a bit emotional. she loves to show her creative side whether she knows she has it or not. she's usually a social butterfly. and you'll fall in love when your eyes meeta female that is a very nice,caring person and people adore her and enjoy her company but is too confused of life. She is an amazing singer and can dance and act. She loves to talk to others and is the shit! She is the SEX BOMB ;)
Boy: Hey
Annalisa Turner: Hey
Boy: hows it going?
Annalisa Turner: good and what about urself?
Boy: I'm good. Do you wanna go out sometime?
Annalisa Turner: Sure, check your pocket. (Gets up and leaves, boy checks his pocket and finds Annalisa's number.)
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A fat smelly bucket of fucking cat piss. Smells like a dumpster and smokes cigarettes and is completely retarted in every way. When you see him you will know he doesn’t and eats his own pubic hairs.
“Hey look it’s a homeless person”-it’s probably a Dade Turner-“oh yeah I forgot dade turner is a smelly fat crack head”
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a man on drugs with a microphone and a red sweater
i was thinking about cornerstone alex turner
Neo Conservative, extreme right wing billionaire, who has a huge media empire that includes establishments like CNN, AOL, Time Magazine, TBS and more.
Unlike other sources of far right propaganda, Turner cloaks his messages under a thin veil.
Ted Turner is an aristocratic fatcat.
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