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When you tweet something that will kill you.
Today we saw the president committing death by tweet.
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When someone tweets every 5 seconds for any given amount of time.
Mark:God did you see twitter today?
Greg: yah bro, molly was on a total tweet spree
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cybering on a chat website (like twitter)
tom: i was tweet talking andrew's mom, cathy, on myspace last night.
shane: dude, she's like 50... you ain't getting any from her...( mutters under his breath "cathy is such a whore... tom's like 15...")
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It's like pleading for attention, but doing so on Twitter.
Guy 1: Dude, did you see Girl 1's tweet? What happened?
Guy 2: Nothing happened, she's just tweeting for attention.
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A twitter post that makes the reader spit out the liquid s/he had in her mouth, in a plume.
A version of spit-take
That tweet was SO funny, that I did a spit-tweet while reading it!
Before you read that tweet, finish your coffee because it'll cause a spit-tweet.
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A condition many Twitter addicts suffer from when greeted with the fail whale upon attempting to login. Symptoms often include: sudden anger, repetitive mouse-clicking, and excessive screen refreshing with a computer-zombie-esque fervor.
Mom: Stacy, dinner's almost ready.
Stacy: Fuck off Mom!!!
Father to mother: Don't worry babe, it's just the tweet deprivation, once she's able to find out what @justinbieber's #favoritepizzatopping is she'll be fine
Mother: *blank stare*
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Updating your status on facebook with your every activity several times a day, annoying the shit out of your friends.
Going to the grocery store", "At practice, text it" "Tired of all the people tweet booking, tweeting is for Twitter, NOT Facebook"
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