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When you go through a period of growth and you gotta see if the vibes are still there with previous females you associated yourself with
I spent all day going through my contacts, tying up loose dick since I got back from my first year away at college
drunk friends telling you to stop laughing. They really need to get light or glasses or something to help them see. Used mainly on discord voice channels.
"hey s ty pp laughuif!!" said the drunk member named irrelevant
Person 1: i like black people
Person 2: me too.
Ty: wtf r u retarded or something, they are black and black is bad. *kills both with machete*
Person 3: wow ty hates black people
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Knowing beforehand that whatever you're about to proceed into is doomed.
20 pounds of uncut Peruvian flake (cocaine) taped to his thighs?!? Didn't anyone clue that doofusin? That's like tying your own noose if you think youre gonna make it by the coppers through customs.
"I LL show him! " she storms out of the secret cubby hole exploding towards the bedroom door.
The Black Widow turns to her prospective new mate, while munching on her husbands head.
"That crazy leggy broad is tying her own noose, if she thinks she can untangle that love connection."
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Tying your hoodie string means you have no swag and your hair cut is so fucking bad you have to tie your strings, Also prob wear a All grey sweatshirt with red lettering
Tying your hoodie strings gets you no pussy
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One doesn't know how to be cool, in other words your prob just a fag with bad hair
One time in class I was tying my hoodie and some kid asked me.. Why are you tying your hoodie strings? how bad did your barber fuck up????
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The name you give your NFL fantasy football team after drafting Travis Kelce of the Kansas City Chiefs.
OMG, he gave him the Stone Cold Stunner! WHAT A TRAVIS-TY!!!
It was a Travis-ty 2 stop me.